Oh the questions they will ask

Have you seen the Van's billboard around town? The one with a filthy, muddy  car and someone has written in the mud "I wish my wife was this dirty"~ Well, Abigayle saw this the other day on our way to school and said " What does it mean when you wish your wife was this dirty?"

Hello!!!! How do you answer that one VANS???? Getting creative in my old age I told Abigayle it meant that the person wanted his wife to go outside and get muddy, play in the dirt, be like a boy. Satisfied, there were no more questions.

At dinner last night, Abigayle announces they are memorizing the ten commandments at school, and one only pertains to adults but wasn't sure what it meant-- "You know mom, the one about not committing adultery-- what does that mean?"  I though to myself-go ahead dear husband of mine, you answer this one. Derek not offering any help, I again depended on the wisdom of my  old age "You know how mommy and Derek are married? well committing adultery would mean if he went out and kissed , hugged or loved another woman." and while I had EVERY ONE'S attention I added "even if Derek were to even ever think of another woman he would be committing adultery and be breaking one of the ten commandments." Again,  satisfaction!!

I can't wait for the questions to continue :)