Yesterday was our two year anniversary. I took Abigayle and Amelia with me to pick up a card for Derek, (sorry Punkin, I'll get it out of my car for you soon and give it to you!)
I was in the sappy, lovey- dovey section of the cards when Abigayle brought over a ginormous card that said in all caps on the front "HOT SEX TONIGHT"-- with a cartoon couple all tangled together-
Abigayle: Punkin will like this one,not sure what it means but the people look happy
Me: uhhhh, probably not Abigayle
Abigayle: Why, what does ssssseeeeexxxxx mean?
Me: okay! I'm getting this one, let's go! ( as I half finish reading the one in my hand about soul-mates and best friends)
Abigayle: sex
Me: Stop it
Abigayle: sex, sex, sex
Amelia: Shexxxxy
Me: Knock it off! (in a low growling whisper)
Amelia: Mommy's get Shexxy legs
Next year- I go alone for an anniversary card!
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