So, I was enjoying my weekly dose of nerd radio when I heard the most exciting commentary - a lengthy discussion of " linguistic heirlooms". You know, words and phrases from a time not so long ago- words and phrases that are rarely used any more and when they are leave the receptor scratching their noodle.
The discussion brought up words like "dope" which was said instead of a coca-cola, and "poke", instead of a bag or tote bag.
Listening to this radio show made me think of words that my Grandma used frequently and I decided to see if I could confuse the masses, and by masses I mean Abigayle and Amelia.
Me: "Abigayle and Amelia! Go to the front room and get your stuff off the davenport!"
And just as I suspected the girls looked baffled.
"Uhhh. . . What do you mean Front Room, mom??? And, what the heck is a davenport??"
It worked! I had in my vocabulary Linguistic Heirlooms! I felt so powerful! What fun these little morsels of history are going to bring. . . If only I could remember them all!
Next I might send them on a wild goose chase to listen to some 8 tracks or clean out the basin so they can take a bath!
I also remember my Grandma and Grandpa never ate dinner- it was supper. In all my parenting years I've never made the kids "supper" , so I asked Amelia "what's for supper?" and she pondered for a moment "hmmm, tacos?"
SHE KNEW!!
"How do you know what that means?"
"Uhhh, in the olden days ,mom, everyone ate SUPPER!!!, duh!!!!"
Click here to see for yourself- a fascinating listen!
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